March is less than a month away. Soon, innumerable colleges and universities will be churning out hordes of nursing graduates. Even before those new nurses are out of their togas, signs and ads are sure to mushroom and announce the opening of another school year. Each extolling the virtues, imagined or otherwise, of each college to try and lure the most number of nursing hopefuls.
Nursing is a HUGE business. Nowadays, you can only become a nurse in two (2) ways: you got to have brains or your parents can cough-up money, copious amounts of it. If you’ve got both brains and money, then you are made for nursing, that is, if the thought even crosses your mind.
If you are fortunate enough to make it to the upper percentile of your class, there are always scholarships available or you can try one of the government nursing schools. Those schools have real entrance examinations and I personally know a few whose cut-off score is 90% for their nursing colleges.
If you are like me and belongs to the average or lazier pool then be ready to part with your dough. Nursing colleges will try to squeeze out every drop of the color green (as in money) out of your pockets. These are just a few ways nursing students are made into milking cows:
1. Entrance examinations
Be thankful for colleges who conduct real entrance examinations. I paid around USD7.00 for mine and was given 10 sheets of questionnaire to fill up. I answered them carefully and was the one of the last to submit my papers. By afternoon the results were in, we all passed but I didn’t get to see my scores. I guess the test was just for show, what they really want was my money.
2. Reservation fee
This one is really creative. After passing the entrance exam and submitting the necessary papers, some colleges requires nursing aspirants a “reservation” fee so they get a chance to enroll the necessary subjects. Why would they accept students in the first place if they are not sure the enrollees will have a class to attend?
3. Books
We all know this one, new books every year. There was even an instructor of mine who required us another book since the one sold by the college is not up to his standards. My sister has books from 1991 that I still use as references. Nothing much has changed between them and the newer ones, like hand washing is still done with water and soap. In addition, I find the older books easier to read and understand.
4. Uniforms
We love smart uniforms and we will love them even more if nursing colleges does not change them too often. Nursing uniforms are often sold by some colleges at exorbitant prices so parents and students naturally look for less costly alternatives, which private seamstresses and tailors gleefully provide. These colleges counter the enterprising activities by coming up with new uniforms using exclusive cloths, colors, and patterns that are not available in most cloth shops.
5. Laboratory fees
Laboratory fees are supposed to cover the chemicals, materials, and equipment we use. That certainly is fine except that when we are fortunate to see the insides of a laboratory, we often brought own chemicals and materials and use antiquated equipment. How many students have to share one microscope?
6. Affiliation fee
Related Learning Experiences (RLE) is the backbone of any nursing course. We are ready and willing to pay our affiliation fees to get the precious experiences we need. There was this college, not the one I’m graduating from, where I get to see a hospital only twice for one whole semester. Ward classes in our college building were what we mostly did and all those nursing procedures and terminologies were already oozing out of my ears. What I needed was to see or do those procedures for them to get stuck in my mind.
7. Miscellaneous fee
Being a nursing student is like living in a rarefied world separate from the ordinary humdrum of life. Nursing colleges has got everything covered with fees, except maybe for a tax on farting. Yet there is still this substantial amount on our pay slip marked miscellaneous fees. Nobody could explain what it was for. It became such a big deal on that former college of mine that a nursing student, who is also a lawyer, was expelled for insisting that school authorities provide a list of the items covered by miscellaneous fees. Maybe it is a politically correct term for a tax on farting.
So what is the average Juan, Pedro, and Maria dreaming of becoming a nurse has to do? Be wise and make informed decisions BEFORE enrolling in a nursing school. But that’s another story…
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